Now that the thing is finally over I'm going to drop a quick and simple tier list of everyone who got an epilogue (plus Ian because he the only reason he didn't get one is that he dead). I'm ranking them by my opinion as of the end of TDL3, so I may have liked or disliked someone more or less at differing parts of the story, but it all amalgamates into this.
S Tier - The Best
Bishop, Carlton, Daisy, Kasimar, Lavender, Spider
A Tier - Really Good
Alice, Eddie, Helen, Quarla
B Tier - Good
Andy, Barney, Eleanor, Hector, Irene, Jimmy, Lankston, Madeline, Uzuri, Xaria, Yessica
C Tier - Decent
Chris, Cole, Donny, Fifi, Gordon, Ian, Mable, O